Tuesday, May 21, 2013

The Puppeteer


The Puppeteer

 I used to be afraid that if I was authentic I might take a hit, but now I know that being real means I will take a hit.
When the kids were growing up, I used to pass by this fancy art gallery pretty often. I’d always glance in and admire the handiwork of some talented people. One day, as I walked past, I saw the most magnificent painting I’d ever seen before hanging on the wall. It was called The Puppeteer. I’m no art collector, that’s for sure, but it looked like a pretty cool painting to me. I squished my nose against the window each time passed by the gallery and mouthed the words against the glass: “Yes, you will be mine.”

The Puppeteer is an oil painting of an old guy with his family gathered around, and he’s dangling a marionette from strings, making everybody laugh. He looks like he is telling everybody a great story. I liked the painting because I’ve always imagined myself kind of like the puppeteer with my kids and their children gathered around someday. The painting also reminds me of how Jesus invites us to gather around Him and He tells captivating stories about a better life, a bigger life, and a greater love.

I asked the guy at the gallery how much the painting was. He started giving me his sales pitch in a muddled accent, and it was hard to follow what he was saying. He told me that it’s not called a painting but a “piece.” I guess they change the name when something is that expensive. Whatever.
 According to him, the guy who created the painting was an eighty-year-old master painter from Europe. I had looked him up and knew that much was true. The sales guy also said the artist was going blind (yeah, sure). He was laying it on pretty thick and said something about the artist painting this piece with a special paint brush. I was waiting for him to say the paintbrush was made of a single hair from the tail of a unicorn. I get it. It’s a really nice painting, which at least explains why it cost more than my first four cars. Still, I wanted that painting more than I wanted food. So I started saving.

It took about a year to save the money. For the final bit, I was ready to put our family dog on eBay, but after a family meeting, the idea was shut down. No matter. I finally called the guy at the gallery and told him I would be coming by to pick up the painting that afternoon. When I walked into the gallery there were two paintings waiting for me, two exact paintings of The Puppeteer. I didn’t understand. “Why are there two paintings?” I asked the guy with the muddled accent.

 “Well,” he said, managing with absolute ease to sound condescending and slick, “ze one on the left is ze real one. It’s museum qualeetay. It’s very expensive, almost priceless. You don’t want to hang ze original it might get damaged, so you put ze original in a vault. Zis other one, however, “he said as he slapped the identical painting irreverently, “iz ze fake one and iz ze one you put up on the wall for everyone to see.”
“I get a fake one along with the original?” I asked. I had never even heard of such a thing.
 “Yez,” he shot back.

Well, let me ask you, dear reader: which of the two paintings would you put on the wall? Me too. I hung the real one and threw the fake one in a closet somewhere.

I get why the guy at the art gallery wanted me to hang the fake one and hide the real one to keep it safe. If the original was put out or damaged, it would be a huge loss. This was original art from a master artist who was not long for this earth. It was rare, one of a kind, and irreplaceable.
If you come over to the Goff house, come armed. We have incredible rubber-band wars. Not the paper route, elementary school kind of rubber- band wars. We go nuclear and no one is safe. When the kids stretch a rubber band a foot or so, it can raise a welt the size of a strawberry where ever you get hit.
           

I start every morning sitting in a certain chair at my house. It’s opposite from where I hung the original Puppeteer painting. I love starting each day with a cup of coffee, a small fire and seeing my friend, the Puppeteer, delighting his family. Through the divided light windows, I watch the sun come up over the water with colors sometimes too beautiful to be real. Two windows perfectly frame the Puppeteer painting that invites onlookers to see what appears to be his next show, which has just started.
           

When I look at the Puppeteer, it reminds me of what the future looks like for me. It reminds me of stories like the kind Jesus told. And I think about how much I love that it’s the original hanging on the wall, not the fake one.
           

I woke up one morning a while ago, poured my coffee, lit a small fire, and took in the beauty of the predawn colors draping over the bay as I took to my usual morning spot. As I lifted my eyes towards the puppeteer, ready to wish a good morning to my friend, my jaw dropped.

The night before, as best I could tell, the puppeteer had taken a rubber band right in the face. I’m not kidding. There was a mark right in the middle of his almost priceless forehead.

 I gasped and spilled coffee on myself as I sprung from my chair to get a closer look. Indeed, The Puppeteer had taken a head shot. To his credit, the Puppeteer didn’t drop the puppet even though mortally wounded. Now, my kids say they didn’t do it and think it was my rubber band that took him out. But I’ve sent the painting off the FBI crime lab- it was the kids. At least that’s my story.

It’s been awhile since the Puppeteer took a hit, but I still enjoy my morning routine. I still sit in my favorite chair every morning, have a coffee, light my fire, watch the sun rise, and look at my favorite piece of art, the original Puppeteer painting. I’m still taken by its beauty. But do you think I see the damage when I look at the Puppeteer each morning? Not at all. I’m not mad or disappointed in the least. The reason is simple: the rubber-band mark reminds me exactly and fondly of my kids.

 I see my kids and the engaged life we’ve spent together so far. I see all the mischief, the whimsy, and the spontaneous combustion that is their hallmark. I see the kids lying in wait for me, rubber bands pulled tight at the top of the stairs and around the corners when I come home after work at night. Truth be known, I like the original Puppeteer painting now more with the rubber band mark on it.
           
There have been times in my life when I’ve tried to do good and it hasn’t worked out the way I thought it would. I’ve gotten into a lot of mischief and taken chances and have even taken some big risks. In the process, sometimes I’ve let people down or things I’ve done didn’t go well and I’ve taken a rubber band or two to the head. We all have. But after the Puppeteer painting got shot, I realized that God doesn’t think any less of us when things don’t go right. Actually, I think He plans on it. What he doesn’t plan on is us putting a fake version of ourselves out there to take the hit. God is the master artist and made an original version of us, a priceless one that cost everything to create. A version that can’t and won’t be created again.

 He asks us to hang that version of ourselves for everyone to see. Despite our inherent beauty, each of us is tempted to hide the original so we won’t get damaged. I understand why, I really do. And the fake version of us, it’s not worthless. It’s just worth less because it’s only a copy of the real us. A version out there, it’s not the version God created. In that sense, it’s like an imposter, a poser, a stunt double is standing in for us and telling the world that this is the best we’ve got, or the best we’ll risk. And when we put the cheap, fake version of ourselves out there, most of the time it probably comes off to God like a bad Elvis impersonation.
           
The bible says people who are friends of God are new creations. The way I heard it’s supposed to work is that old version of us goes away and a new original is painted. I can understand that picture better now, because I’ve purchased an expensive painting, and I’ve also had a cheap copy thrown in so I could hide the real one. What I know now is that our infinite value, the original masterwork that we are, is placed in us because God is the master artist, not us. The best we could muster ourselves would be a fake.

 God invites us to be new creations, original art, and to live life of engagement. He says to leave the cheap imitation in a closet somewhere. He doesn’t say when you hang the real you out there- the priceless one-that things will go great either. It’s pretty clear from watching Jesus’ followers past and present that when you risk the real you, you’ll probably take a hit. God did when He hung Jesus out there. But one thing I do know is this: when we do take hits, and we will, God isn’t going to think less of us. Instead, He gets up early, lights a fire, sits in his favorite chair, and gazes at the original masterpiece He made in us. And you know what? He loves us even more, rubber-band marks and all.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Happiness versus Joy

I was singing to myself this morning "Joy to the World".
It's interesting to me that most people think of sadness as being the opposite of joy.

I see this morning that it's not.   Sadness is the opposite of happiness.

Something has to "happ-en" for us to be "happy".

Joy is a "presence" because it was a "present" from God as a gift of the Holy Spirit.  It dwells in us just as Wisdom does fully.   I realize that I don't have to ask God for Wisdom.  His Wisdom already fully and completely dwells in me.   I need to just yield myself to having that Wisdom flow out of me.

It is/mustbe the flesh and the cares of the world that shrouds the gifts like wrapping paper covers a gift.     I have joy in me.  I need to remove the wrappings of my life and that Joy will be present more and more and more.

Friday, May 3, 2013

World View determinators!

As I do many nights, I wake up in the early morning hours "pondering" ideas, and questions, and philosophies.   Sometimes they just run, like a herd of cattle, through my mind and I have to just sit down and try to write one or two or three things down so I can bring some focus and precision to my thinking.

Here are three thoughts for the day:
1.  Do any animals feel a sense of Love?   What is the sense they feel when we are loving them?   Doves and Wolves mate forever?   Is that because of love?

2.  On a higher and more important plain . . . Would God have preferred Judas to be a righteous man?   Or . . . Was Judas created/ordained/predestined/designed for the express purpose/intention of being a betrayer?

3.  What would have happened if Adam had just fallen on his knees and confessed what he'd done and said he was sorry?

The thought/question about animals and love has no real spiritual or eternal significance for our earthly lives.   Thoughts 2 and 3, and what we "believe", are not . . . of course . . . answerable.   They are only ponderable.   And I've seen in my life that most people say to questions like those that they don't "need" to be considered exactly because they "aren't" answerable (at least in this lifetime).   But I've also seen that people do have a mind set/belief/doctrine about even the unanswerable questions whether they admit so or not.   Though Thoughts 2 and 3 can't be answered, we all would have to say that there is something about God's Nature that we believe that would tell us what the answer would be.   If we can't say absolutely/unequivacably what we believe the answer would be then we don't have a set of beliefs ourselves.  We would not have a foundation of the Nature of God.   And those foundations that we have are what determine our world view. 

And the world view I have is the filter through which I process and receive ALL information about ALL subjects.    My world view is the lens that I see life through.    So somethings I see in life as true, or absolute or right or wrong . . . .may in fact be the complete opposite to someone else who has a different world view.

I've recently finished reading a very thought provoking book, The Black Swan, which was not written as a spiritual book in any sense.   But as a Spiritual Man, I can see that so much of what the writer said about "improbable" events does have a spiritual application for me.   And one of the most interesting ideas he presented was to imagine a certain news story being told about a bombing or shelling of Gaza by the Israeli Army.    The story could be told with no editorial opinion whatsoever, and yet . . .  when read by a Palestinian and a Jew, the story would be interpreted in two completely different veins of thought.    It would be interpreted in 2 completely different ways, because each of the readers brings to the reading a certain World View.   

These thoughts and questions above are relevant to my life today and for the future.    The older I get the more questions I have come to see should have been considered as a young man.  But instead of forming my foundations in life based on my own beliefs, I (and most others) have gone through life forming my World View based on the opinion/teaching/credentials of others.    Jesus told his followers to go and "make disciples of all men".   He DID NOT tell them all the same direction to take or the same means to the end.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The Dead Cow Lecture

First year students at Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.   They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.  The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."   For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said "The second most important quality is observation.   I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.   Now learn to pay attention.  Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Greatest Speech of the 20th century

Spoken in a movie The Dictator, starring Charlie Chaplin, this speech must qualify for the best, or at least one of the best speeches of the century.  Spoken almost 80 years ago, it is still applicable.  Perhaps as much so today, as then.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

Friday, April 5, 2013

WHO WAS ROBERT TODD LINCOLN?


He was the only child of Abe and Mary Lincoln to survive into adulthood - with his three brothers having died from illness at young ages. Believe it or not, Robert lived until 1926, dying at age 83. But along the way, he sure lived a remarkable life.
For starters, he begged his father for a commission to serve in the Civil War, with President Lincoln refusing, saying the loss of two sons (to that point) made risking the loss of a third out of the question.   But Robert insisted, saying that if his father didn't help him, he would join on his own and fight with the front line troops; a threat that drove Abe to give in.   But you know how clever Abe was. He gave Robert what he wanted, but wired General Grant to assign "Captain Lincoln" to his staff, and to keep him well away from danger.   The assignment did, however, result in Robert's being present at Appomattox Court House, during the historic moment of Lee's surrender.
Then - the following week, while Robert was at the White House, he was awakened at midnight to be told of his father's shooting, and was present at The Peterson House when his father died.
Little Eddie died at age 4 in 1850 - probably from thyroid cancer. Willie  was the most beloved of all the boys. He died in the White House at age 11 in 1862, from what was most likely Typhoid Fever.  Abe grieved the hardest over Willie's death. It took him four days to pull himself together enough to function as President again. Lincoln had a temporary tomb built for Willie, until they could return home with his body to Springfield , and he often spent long periods of time at the tomb.

I guess Tad was a real hellion. None of his tutors could control him, which is why he grew up unable to competently read or write. He was a momma's boy, he had a lisp and was probably mildly retarded.   He died at age 18 in 1871, most likely from the same thyroid cancer Eddie had died from, suggesting a genetic flaw.
But - back to Robert. Following his father's assassination, he moved to Chicago with his insane mother, and brother Tad, who was 12 at the time. Robert finished law school and practiced the craft for a time, while constantly struggling to keep crazy Mary in check. As she had done as First Lady, Mary went on shopping binges that far exceeded common sense, driving what was left of the family fortune into bankruptcy, and leading to violent disputes between Robert and she.
Robert also had torrid battles with Mary to keep her from destroying Lincoln's private papers, not just for their financial worth, but for their historic value also, with Mary forever trying to tear them apart and burn them in fireplaces.   In fact, her irrational behavior (she was probably schizophrenic) grew so destructive that Robert had to have her put away, with his signature signing her into a psychiatric hospital, where she stayed locked up for three months. Mary never forgave him for it - and they remained estranged from then on - until Mary died at age 63 in 1882.
Worth noting, as a deceased President's wife, Mary had petitioned Congress for a pension, and she got one! She received $3,000 a year, a sizable sum back then.
Of profound interest, as an adult Robert wrote there was a lot of distance between his father and he - caused mainly by Abe's being absent so much of the time during Robert's formative years. Abe was forever gone on state wide judicial circuits, or campaigning for office - or serving in the state legislature.  Robert writes that his most vivid memories of his father were seeing him pack his saddle bags to be off again. Nonetheless, Robert respected his father - and he wept obsessively the night he was killed.
In 1868, Robert married a senator's daughter and they had three kids - two girls and a boy, Abraham Lincoln's only grandchildren. Their son, whom they named Abraham Lincoln II (but whom they called "Jack") would die in 1890 from an infection arising from having a boil pierced under his arm. He was 15 at the time.
The two daughters, however, lived fairly long lives, one living until 1938 to die at age 69, and the other until 1948, dying at age 72.

The last direct descendent of Abraham Lincoln would be the child of one of Robert's daughters - Abe Lincoln's great grandson - a guy named Bud Beckwith, who died married but childless, in 1985.
In his own right, Robert made quite a life for himself.  He got into politics and was highly regarded in those circles.   In fact, he served as Secretary of War under President Garfield, and incredibly, was with him when Garfield was shot at the Washington train station.   Then some years later, Robert would also be present when President McKinley was gunned down in Buffalo.
 
In later years, Robert would grow a beard.  He would serve in other political appointments and ambassadorships, and later became president of the Pullman train car company, a booming enterprise back then, and a position he would hold for the rest of his life.   Robert was an avid amateur astronomer, and even had an observatory built into his Vermont home, which is better described as a mansion, really; but anyhow - the telescope was so well built and powerful that's it's still used today by a local astronomy club!    And below is his house.


 


 



Abe Lincoln once said he doubted Robert would do as well in life as he had done. You sure wouldn't know it from the pad Robert lived in, huh? Beyond that, Robert was several times offered the chance to run as President or Vice-President, with his every time refusing the offer, so - Old Abe's assessment of his son was way off the mark, wasn't it? Of course, who knows how much 'being Abe's son' influenced Robert's success in life?
But anyhow - now for the most incredible thing there is to know about Robert Lincoln.
In his 20's, Robert was standing on a train platform in Jersey City - buried among a crowd of passengers attempting to buy sleeping births from a haggard conductor - when the train moved. Robert was standing so close to the train that it spun him around and sent him dropping into the space between the train and the platform - a perilously tight place to be - against a moving train threatening to crush him! Suddenly a hand grabbed Robert by the neck of his coat and pulled him onto the platform.  It was a quick action by a solidly strong man that may well have saved Robert's life.  That man was Edwin Booth, the brother of John Wilkes Booth . . .who had murdered Robert's father.


Below is Robert's sarcophagus at Arlington National Cemetery , where he's buried with his wife and son Jack.


Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The National Debt Limit explained easy

Here's an easy to understand comparison of the US Budget deficit compared to an average American family.    Solution to the problem?    Kick the can on down the road and let the next generation deal with it.

CLICK HERE FOR SHORT VIDEO EXPLANATION

A Cheap faith

How the Apostles died

Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, killed by a sword wound.


Mark

Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by horses through the streets until he was dead.

Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous preaching to the lost.

John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome . However, he was miraculously delivered From death.

John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos.  He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey.  He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully.

Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.   According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die in the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem, was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

James the Great
Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was ultimately beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer walked
beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and
expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the sub-continent.

Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.

Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67.  Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times for the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated Of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew


JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU!

He died for you.  
He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): "Everyone therefore Who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge before My Father in heaven; but whosoever denies Me before others, I also will deny before My Father in heaven".

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Saturday, March 30, 2013

The World Economy Explained with 2 Cows

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour. 

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk. 

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk. 

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away. 

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income. 

VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.  You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.  The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.  The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. 

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died. 

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch. 

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them. 

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them. 

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad. 

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy. 

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. 

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive. 

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.

AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them's a horse! 

Monday, March 25, 2013

Irena Sendler. A lady to be remembered more than Al Gore?


Died: May 12, 2008 (aged 98) Warsaw, Poland

Her birth name was actually Irena Sendlerowa
During WWII, Irena, got permission to travel into and out of the Warsaw ghetto,  to work. She had an ulterior motive. Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.
Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.
During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants.
Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi's broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, in a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard.
After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted. In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Instead Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.


In MEMORIAM - 65 YEARS LATER


For a much broader and interesting biography of this woman's devotion and dedication and selfless pursuit of saving Jews please (CLICK HERE AND) read the Snopes commentary on the authenticity of this brave womans story.

and lastly, to my children and grandchildren. Watch the movie Schindler's list a few times during your lives. I believe that in your lifetimes, history will be rewritten to say the entire holocost was a myth.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Ruled by Idiots

You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools of a home. 

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".

Not ruled by our peers?

The percentage of each past president's cabinet who had worked in the private business sector prior to their appointment to the cabinet.  You know what the private business sector is;  a real-life business,  not a government job.   Here are the percentages.


T. Roosevelt             38%
Taft                          40%
Wilson                      52%
Harding                   49%
Coolidge                  48%
Hoover                    42%
F. Roosevelt            50%
Truman                   50%
Eisenhower             57%
Kennedy                 30%
Johnson                  47%
Nixon                      53%
Ford                        42%
Carter                     32%
Reagan                    56%
GH Bush                 51%
Clinton                    39%
GW Bush                 55%
Obama                      8%

National Health Insurance


A recent "Investor's Business Daily" article provided very interesting statistics from a survey by the United Nations International Health Organization.

Percentage of men and women who survived a cancer five years after diagnosis:

U.S. 65%
England 46%
Canada 42%

Percentage of patients diagnosed with diabetes who received treatment within six months:

U.S. 93%
England 15%
Canada 43%

Percentage of seniors needing hip replacement who received it within six months:

U.S. 90%
England 15%
Canada 43%

Percentage referred to a medical specialist who see one within one month:

U.S. 77%
England 40%
Canada 43%

Number of MRI scanners (a prime diagnostic tool) per million people:

U.S. 71
England 14
Canada 18

Percentage of seniors (65+), with low income, who say they are in "excellent health":

U.S. 12%
England 2%
Canada 6%

And now for the last statistic:

National Health Insurance?

U.S. NO
England YES
Canada YES

Saturday, March 16, 2013

More humor and philosophy from Steven Wright

I appeciate this man's humor.  I posted many other of his observations on my entry July 1, 2008.   Here are some more for enjoyment.

A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT:
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.

Smoking cures weight problems...eventually...
Is "tired old cliche" one?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
What are imitation rhinestones?
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real."

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above...so I never have to go upstairs.
I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front
of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
 

We can pass laws to make people be skinny

Mayor Bloomberg, the kazillionaire mayor of New York City, apppointed a commission who attempted to put into law, a restriction in New York city, on movies and cafes and restaurants to limit the size of the "sugary" drinks they could serve. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your perspective, a court barred the law from taking effect and said the law was arbitrary and capricious?

Click here:  NYC Soda Ban Rejected:  Judge Strikes Down Limit On Large Sugary Drinks as "Arbritrary and Capricious"

I've thought of a few other "arbitrary" regulations the government could pass that I personally feel warm and fuzzy about and think would make this country a better place to live.

Effective immediately, I believe the government should be mandating that all citizens

1. are limited to only one 8 ounce portion of sugary drinks per day.

2. are required to consume one Multiple vitamin every day

3. cannot eat a hot dog unless it contains at least 50% soy product

4. are required to enjoy the movie they are watching even if unhappy about drink size.

5. cannot wear polyester shirts or blouses to any public venue unless certified to be "no child labor".

6. cannot have any ear wax showing if riding on public transportation

7. must walk on the 50% portion of any public sidewalk for their direction

8. cannot whistle in any public area unless "in key"

9. may not use anything except organic suppositories for constipation

10. cannot say a bad word when speaking of a public elected official

11. must eat carrots, green beans, or squash with one meal per day.

12. cannot eat carrots, green beans, or squash at any time unless organically grown

13. can smoke in public but cannot exhale

14. cannot mug a person and take more than 50% of their cash or more than one credit card

15. cannot wear pants or shorts that the waist line hangs more than 12 inches below the navel.

16. cannot purchase food from any restaurant without signing affidavit of understanding of calorie count.

17. cannot ride any public transportation or watch a Broadway show without proper undergarments.

18. cannot use any rectal thermometer which has not been pre-tested by inspector before purchase.

19. any tv set which is tuned to Fox News for 30 minutes or more, must also be tuned to MSNBC or Bill Mahr for an equivalent amount of time or screen will go dark.

20. Mexican restaurants must begin buying carbon credits in amount equal to the carbon footprint increase that their diners produce in public flatulence.

21. At all public sport events an equal number of people must cheer for each team.

22. For the sake of civil unity and harmony, any citizen who writes a critical letter to any government official must also "Like" on Facebook at least one government official from the same party.

23. All riders of public transportation must smile while on the means of transportation.

24. Everyone should pay a voluntary tax of 1 cent to send or receive an email.

25. And lastly, no one can criticize anyone without at least smiling while they do so.

Friday, March 15, 2013

A mother's heart and grief

Adam Lanza was the young man who burst into a Connecticutt elementary school a few months ago and went on a shooting spree killing many innocent children and adults.   He did this after first killing his own mother.

I told one of my daughters, that I was grieving for the children's families but I also grieved for the parents and family of the perpetrator.  Often the community lashes out and blames them.   And yet, as a parent . . .I can't begin to understand the hurt a parent must feel to know a child you love has been so evil.    My daughter read this article and passed it on to me.

The writers name is Liza Long.   She is an author, musician, and erstwhile classicist.  She is also the single mother of four bright, loved, children, one of whom has special needs.
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Three days before 20-year-old Adam Lanza killed his mother, then opened fire on a classroom full of Connecticut kindergartners, my 13-year-old son Michael (name changed) missed his bus because he was wearing the wrong color pants.
"I can wear these pants," he said, his tone increasingly belligerent, the black-hole pupils of his eyes swallowing the blue irises.

"They are navy blue," I told him. "Your school's dress code says black or khaki pants only."

"They told me I could wear these," he insisted. "You're a stupid bitch. I can wear whatever pants I want to. This is America. I have rights!"

"You can't wear whatever pants you want to," I said, my tone affable, reasonable. "And you definitely cannot call me a stupid bitch. You're grounded from electronics for the rest of the day. Now get in the car, and I will take you to school."

I live with a son who is mentally ill. I love my son. But he terrifies me.

A few weeks ago, Michael pulled a knife and threatened to kill me and then himself after I asked him to return his overdue library books. His 7- and 9-year-old siblings knew the safety plan—they ran to the car and locked the doors before I even asked them to. I managed to get the knife from Michael, then methodically collected all the sharp objects in the house into a single Tupperware container that now travels with me. Through it all, he continued to scream insults at me and threaten to kill or hurt me.

That conflict ended with three burly police officers and a paramedic wrestling my son onto a gurney for an expensive ambulance ride to the local emergency room. The mental hospital didn't have any beds that day, and Michael calmed down nicely in the ER, so they sent us home with a prescription for Zyprexa and a follow-up visit with a local pediatric psychiatrist.

We still don't know what's wrong with Michael. Autism spectrum, ADHD, Oppositional Defiant or Intermittent Explosive Disorder have all been tossed around at various meetings with probation officers and social workers and counselors and teachers and school administrators. He's been on a slew of antipsychotic and mood-altering pharmaceuticals, a Russian novel of behavioral plans. Nothing seems to work.

At the start of seventh grade, Michael was accepted to an accelerated program for highly gifted math and science students. His IQ is off the charts. When he's in a good mood, he will gladly bend your ear on subjects ranging from Greek mythology to the differences between Einsteinian and Newtonian physics to Doctor Who. He's in a good mood most of the time. But when he's not, watch out. And it's impossible to predict what will set him off.

Several weeks into his new junior high school, Michael began exhibiting increasingly odd and threatening behaviors at school. We decided to transfer him to the district's most restrictive behavioral program, a contained school environment where children who can't function in normal classrooms can access their right to free public babysitting from 7:30 to 1:50 Monday through Friday until they turn 18.

The morning of the pants incident, Michael continued to argue with me on the drive. He would occasionally apologize and seem remorseful. Right before we turned into his school parking lot, he said, "Look, Mom, I'm really sorry. Can I have video games back today?"

"No way," I told him. "You cannot act the way you acted this morning and think you can get your electronic privileges back that quickly."

His face turned cold, and his eyes were full of calculated rage. "Then I'm going to kill myself," he said. "I'm going to jump out of this car right now and kill myself."

That was it. After the knife incident, I told him that if he ever said those words again, I would take him straight to the mental hospital, no ifs, ands, or buts. I did not respond, except to pull the car into the opposite lane, turning left instead of right.

"Where are you taking me?" he said, suddenly worried. "Where are we going?"

"You know where we are going," I replied.

"No! You can't do that to me! You're sending me to hell! You're sending me straight to hell!"

I pulled up in front of the hospital, frantically waving for one of the clinicians who happened to be standing outside. "Call the police," I said. "Hurry."

Michael was in a full-blown fit by then, screaming and hitting. I hugged him close so he couldn't escape from the car. He bit me several times and repeatedly jabbed his elbows into my rib cage. I'm still stronger than he is, but I won't be for much longer.

The police came quickly and carried my son screaming and kicking into the bowels of the hospital. I started to shake, and tears filled my eyes as I filled out the paperwork—"Were there any difficulties with… at what age did your child… were there any problems with.. has your child ever experienced.. does your child have…"

At least we have health insurance now. I recently accepted a position with a local college, giving up my freelance career because when you have a kid like this, you need benefits. You'll do anything for benefits. No individual insurance plan will cover this kind of thing.

For days, my son insisted that I was lying—that I made the whole thing up so that I could get rid of him. The first day, when I called to check up on him, he said, "I hate you. And I'm going to get my revenge as soon as I get out of here."

By day three, he was my calm, sweet boy again, all apologies and promises to get better. I've heard those promises for years. I don't believe them anymore.

On the intake form, under the question, "What are your expectations for treatment?" I wrote, "I need help."

And I do. This problem is too big for me to handle on my own. Sometimes there are no good options. So you just pray for grace and trust that in hindsight, it will all make sense.

I am sharing this story because I am Adam Lanza's mother. I am Dylan Klebold's and Eric Harris's mother. I am Jason Holmes's mother. I am Jared Loughner's mother. I am Seung-Hui Cho's mother. And these boys—and their mothers—need help. In the wake of another horrific national tragedy, it's easy to talk about guns. But it's time to talk about mental illness.

According to Mother Jones, since 1982, 61 mass murders involving firearms have occurred throughout the country. Of these, 43 of the killers were white males, and only one was a woman. Mother Jones focused on whether the killers obtained their guns legally (most did). But this highly visible sign of mental illness should lead us to consider how many people in the U.S. live in fear, like I do.

When I asked my son's social worker about my options, he said that the only thing I could do was to get Michael charged with a crime. "If he's back in the system, they'll create a paper trail," he said. "That's the only way you're ever going to get anything done. No one will pay attention to you unless you've got charges."

I don't believe my son belongs in jail. The chaotic environment exacerbates Michael's sensitivity to sensory stimuli and doesn't deal with the underlying pathology. But it seems like the United States is using prison as the solution of choice for mentally ill people. According to Human Rights Watch, the number of mentally ill inmates in U.S. prisons quadrupled from 2000 to 2006, and it continues to rise—in fact, the rate of inmate mental illness is five times greater (56 percent) than in the non-incarcerated population.

With state-run treatment centers and hospitals shuttered, prison is now the last resort for the mentally ill—Rikers Island, the LA County Jail and Cook County Jail in Illinois housed the nation's largest treatment centers in 2011.

No one wants to send a 13-year-old genius who loves Harry Potter and his snuggle animal collection to jail. But our society, with its stigma on mental illness and its broken healthcare system, does not provide us with other options. Then another tortured soul shoots up a fast food restaurant. A mall. A kindergarten classroom. And we wring our hands and say, "Something must be done."

I agree that something must be done. It's time for a meaningful, nation-wide conversation about mental health. That's the only way our nation can ever truly heal.

God help me. God help Michael. God help us all.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Decline of the Old America. Where is my free stuff???


This provocative article by a Jewish Rabbi Pruzansky from Teaneck, New Jersey is far and away the most succinct and thoughtful explanation of how our nation is changing. The article appeared in The Israel National News, and is directed to Jewish readership. 70% of American Jews vote as Democrats. The Rabbi has some interesting comments in that regard.    Rabbi Steven Pruzansky is the spiritual leader of Congregation Bnai Yeshurun in Teaneck , New Jersey.

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"The most charitable way of explaining the election results of 2012 is that Americans voted for the status quo - for the incumbent President and for a divided Congress. They must enjoy gridlock, partisanship, incompetence, economic stagnation and avoidance of responsibility.


And fewer people voted.

But as we awake from the nightmare, it is important to eschew the facile explanations for the Romney defeat that will prevail among the chattering classes. Romney did not lose because of the effects of Hurricane Sandy that devastated this area, nor did he lose because he ran a poor campaign, nor did he lose because the Republicans could have chosen better candidates, nor
did he lose because Obama benefited from a slight uptick in the economy due to the business cycle.

Romney lost because he didn't get enough votes to win.

That might seem obvious, but not for the obvious reasons. Romney lost because the conservative virtues - the traditional American virtues - of liberty, hard work, free enterprise, private initiative and aspirations to moral greatness - no longer inspire or animate a majority of the electorate.

The simplest reason why Romney lost was because it is impossible to compete against free stuff.

Every businessman knows this; that is why the "loss leader" or the giveaway is such a powerful marketing tool. Obama's America is one in which free stuff is given away: the adults among the 47,000,000 on food stamps clearly recognized for whom they should vote, and so they did, by the tens of millions; those who - courtesy of Obama - receive two full years of unemployment benefits (which, of course, both disincentivizes looking for work and also motivates people to work off the books while collecting their windfall) surely know for whom to vote. The lure of free stuff is irresistible.

The defining moment of the whole campaign was the revelation of the secretly-recorded video in which Romney acknowledged the difficulty of winning an election in which "47% of the people" start off against him because they pay no taxes and just receive money - "free stuff" - from the government.
Almost half of the population has no skin in the game - they don't care about high taxes, promoting business, or creating jobs, nor do they care that the money for their free stuff is being borrowed from their children and from the Chinese.
They just want the free stuff that comes their way at someone else's expense.
In the end, that 47% leaves very little margin for error for any Republican, and does not bode well for the future.

It is impossible to imagine a conservative candidate winning against such overwhelming odds. People do vote their pocketbooks. In essence, the people vote for a Congress who will not raise their taxes, and for a President who will give them free stuff, never mind who has to pay for it.

That engenders the second reason why Romney lost: the inescapable conclusion that the electorate is ignorant and uninformed. Indeed, it does not pay to be an informed voter, because most other voters - the clear majority - are unintelligent and easily swayed by emotion and raw populism.
That is the indelicate way of saying that too many people vote with their hearts and not their heads. That is why Obama did not have to produce a second term agenda, or even defend his first-term record. He needed only to portray Mitt Romney as a rapacious capitalist who throws elderly women over a cliff, when he is not just snatching away their cancer medication, while
starving the poor and cutting taxes for the rich.

During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai Stevenson: "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!"
Stevenson called back: "That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!"
Truer words were never spoken.

Obama could get away with saying that "Romney wants the rich to play by a different set of rules" - without ever defining what those different rules were; with saying that the "rich should pay their fair share" - without ever defining what a "fair share" is; with saying that Romney wants the poor, elderly and sick to "fend for themselves" - without even acknowledging that all these government programs are going bankrupt, their current insolvency only papered over by deficit spending.

Similarly, Obama (or his surrogates) could hint to blacks that a Romney victory would lead them back into chains and proclaim to women that their abortions and birth control would be taken away. He could appeal to Hispanics that Romney would have them all arrested and shipped to Mexico and unabashedly state that he will not enforce the current immigration laws.
He could espouse the furtherance of the incestuous relationship between governments and unions - in which politicians ply the unions with public money, in exchange for which the unions provide the politicians with votes, in exchange for which the politicians provide more money and the unions provide more votes, etc., even though the money is gone.

Obama also knows that the electorate has changed - that whites will soon be a minority in America (they're already a minority in
California ) and that the new immigrants to the US are primarily from the Third World and do not share the traditional American values that attracted immigrants in the 19th and 20th centuries. It is a different world, and a different America . Obama is part of that different America , knows it, and,knows how to tap into it. That is why he won.

Obama also proved again that negative advertising works, invective sells, and harsh personal attacks succeed. That Romney never engaged in such diatribes points to his essential goodness as a person; his "negative ads" were simple facts, never personal abuse - facts about high unemployment, lower take-home pay, a loss of American power and prestige abroad, a lack of leadership, etc. As a politician, though, Romney failed because he did not embrace the devil's bargain of making unsustainable promises.

It turned out that it was not possible for Romney and Ryan - people of substance, depth and ideas - to compete with the shallow populism and platitudes of their opponents. Obama mastered the politics of envy - of class warfare - never reaching out to Americans as such but to individual groups, and cobbling together a winning majority from these minority groups. If an Obama could not be defeated - with his record and his vision of America , in which free stuff seduces voters - it is hard to envision any change in the future.
The road to Hillary Clinton in 2016 and to a European-socialist economy -those very economies that are collapsing today in Europe - is paved.

For Jews, mostly assimilated anyway and staunch Democrats, the results demonstrate again that liberalism is their Torah. Almost 70% voted for a president widely perceived by Israelis and most committed Jews as hostile to Israel . They voted to secure Obama's future at America 's expense and at Israel 's expense - in effect, preferring Obama to Netanyahu by a wide margin. A dangerous time is ahead. Under present circumstances, it is inconceivable that the US will take any aggressive action against Iran and will more likely thwart any Israeli initiative. The US will preach the importance of negotiations up until the production of the first Iranian nuclear weapon -and then state that the world must learn to live with this new reality.

But this election should be a wake-up call to Jews. There is no permanent empire, nor is there is an enduring haven for Jews anywhere in the exile.
The American empire began to decline in 2007, and the deterioration has been exacerbated in the last five years. This election only hastens that decline.
Society is permeated with sloth, greed, envy and materialistic excess. It has lost its moorings and its moral foundations. The takers outnumber the givers, and that will only increase in years to come. The "Occupy" riots across this country in the last two years were mere dress rehearsals for what lies ahead - years of unrest sparked by the increasing discontent of the unsuccessful who want to seize the fruits and the bounty of the successful, and do not appreciate the slow pace of redistribution.

If this election proves one thing, it is that the Old America is gone.

And, sad for the world, it is not coming back."

Thursday, February 28, 2013

letter to my daughter. Taxing the rich?

I emailed my children a month ago and inquired if they would tell me if their first paychecks of the new year were more, less, or the same than their last paychecks of 2012.
I was very frustrated because . . .without exception . . . every single on of my co-workers here at my hotel had a smaller check than the last of last year.   And I don't work with really a bunch of rich people.  In fact, I'd say that my very hard co-workers are among those least able to afford bigger taxes.   And yet all we've heard for months from both the Republicans and Democrats were that they were just going to make the rich "pay their fare share".   I knew that was a lie.    Washington is going to tax every body that that has a job more and more and more.  If you have, you're going to have less!   All for the sake of giving more to the ones who have little or nothing . . . . or do not pay taxes.

One of my daughters leans more to the progressive side of politics than the others.  And actually she and I see eye-to-eye on many progressive and liberal causes.  I'm by far conservative on most fiscal matters, but I do have a heart and  . . . I believe . . ."we are our brother's keeper".

In reply to my question, she wrote me back and said:
xxxxxxx@aol.com writes:









Essentially, we're not paying more than we were 2 years ago, but are certainly having more deducted than we were on December 31, 2012.     I am interested in your take on the bigger picture of where taxes should/shouldn't be increased. I get from your blog that you're not happy about the wealthy paying more and from this email I get that you're not happy about the people making $6 an hour paying more, so what does that mean? What in your eyes would be the solution to generating more revenue - in addition to entitlement cuts (which I would guess would also affect your hourly workers). I'm sincerely asking...
 

In reply to her letter I wrote:
 
Dearest,

Well. You ask me what time it is, I'll often try to describe how to make a wrist watch. It's a very good question. And worthy of a good answer. We need answers in America today and not rhetoric. We need some actions that solve problems instead of just trying to assign blame.

So, first of all, I am certain I'm part conservative on this issue but also part progressive. And I'm not against the wealthy paying more taxes. I'm very much against the poor paying any more. But as you will see below . . . you and your sibling are now among the "wealthy". Washington is not coming for just Warren Buffet's money. They are coming for more of yours and everyone they can get it from. The lingo about getting the rich is just b/s.

We do not have a revenue problem in this country. We have a spending problem. And it's from entitlements and congress and the president basically buying votes. And it has to stop. And I think every body that is part of any entitlement program should step up and participate. I will go for taxes. In equal measure. $1. 00 tax and $1.00 entitlement cuts.

When I was running for Congress, I quoted James Freeman Clarke very often. He said "A statesman thinks of the next generation and a politician thinks of the next election". I imagine there might be some statesmen in Washington and Austin today. But I can't name one of them.

Bush "tax cuts for the rich". They were aiming at people making 72,000 a year a more. That the very rich also benefited from that was an injustice. Some of the cuts should have expired. many others shouldn't. However, as John Kennedy once said . . ."a rising tide raises all the boats in the harbor". The idea that if you let people keep more of their money they will squander it on lavish lifestyles is a myth. Some might. Most will invest it or spend it. And that makes an economy bigger and more prosperous and creates jobs.

Right now, the top 50% of taxpayers pay 97.75% of all the tax that's paid. So the bottom 50% just pay 2.25%. It's also noteworthy, that the top 10% pay 70.47% of all the tax that's paid. And who is the top 10%? Anyone with an income of $112,124 or more. I don't know what Kenneth makes. But I'm sure if you were also employed, probably that would put you two in that top 10% category. I would imagine with Emily as a nurse now, that she and Bill are in the "top" 10% of earners. Katy and Vince are in the top 15%.

Those making between 66,193.00 and 112,124.00 pay 17% of all the taxes paid. That is bothersome to me. It should be half that.

I'll be 63 in a few weeks. Which means I'm eligible for SS. So I can say this. I would be perfectly happy to contribute to the cut and have the government tell me that the rules just changed and I can't retire until I'm 67. Or. 65, but the benefits will also be cut 30%. Now. This willingness by me means that I would have to sacrifice. I would have to work longer. But so be it. Instead you have a bunch of baby boomers and 70 year olds, sitting around whining about "they paid and now should receive"? Baloney. These are hard times, and for the sake of a future generation all should sacrifice. I happened to have paid 6 million for the hotel 5 years ago and it's worth less than 4 million today. I paid 1.5 million for a motel in Missouri 4 years ago and ended up losing all of it. Times are tough. They could be tougher. Or . . .I can kick the can on down the road and just let Sophie and Vivi and Cade and Coleton and Trip make 60,000 a year someday and be in a 80% tax bracket????? Or course you and Kenneth won't have any retirement and will have to live with the girls to survive. But I'll be dead and not have to deal with it?

Also, here's another novel idea. Zero Social security benefits to anyone who has another source of income in excess of 24,000.00 a year. In other words, if you happened to get "rich" during your life, and don't need the ss income to survive, then you don't get it. It was, as originally planned, a safety net. Make it a "safety net" again. Make it insurance. Instead, you have many people, who have incomes from investments that pay them 6 to 10,000 a month and then also get a Social security check on top.    Many of my friends don't like to discuss this with me because they believe they are due that money because they paid it in. I don't think that can apply today.   Social Security is broke.   In fact, the whole nation is really broke.  And tough times demand tough decisions.   It was set up as insurance.   That's what we're going to have to go back to.    You pay and pay and pay for it and Hope you never need it.

Here's a novel idea that I've written to the president and congressmen, but to which I've received no reply. The average couple retiring today, can expect to have paid in $598,000.00 during their lifetime. However, they also expect to only receive $556,000.00 (if the man lives to 82 and the woman to 85). How about telling me that I can go on SS . . . OR . . . I can take a lump sum payment of $300,000.00 and go away and not get any SS? There is a catch. I must take that $300,000 and buy for cash a new home or condo for half the amount. If I already have a home, I cannot sell it but only trade for equivalent. This would give me a free home for the rest of my life. or, if I already owned a home, a source of rental income for the rest of my life. I would also have to buy a new US made automobile for cash and could not sell my other but only gift to charity. Besides taking me off the retirement roll, it would save the SS system 256,000.00. It would reduce the inventory of unsold homes. it would put detroit back to work very busy. It would give thousands of people a free car so they could maybe get a job.    And I'd be set for the rest of my life. If I'm 50 to 60 years old, I could opt out immediately, stop paying in, and get perhaps $200,000.00.

Now, I think everyone, top to bottom should pay something. I've found over the years, that most things that don't cost anything, have no value. However, I think if you're grossing as a family or single head of family, something like 30,000 a year a reasonable rate might be 1%. And those "less advantaged earner's, should pay a lesser% of SS tax. To think that someone making 30,000 a year should contribute 7.5% of their income to a program that will probably be busted when they reach retirement, is unjustifiable to me. They should not pay the same % that your family pays from his check. Nor should you pay as much % as someone making 200,000 a year. Social security, like sales tax, is a regressive tax that hits the poor the hardest. But they should pay something for their "insurance" policy.

Next, you are right. Cutting entitlements across the board would affect my workers. It might cut their food stamps. I'm not in favor of that. Nor child care. I believe we should do everything possible to help anyone who gets a job to stay on a job. I do however believe that there would be nothing wrong with going back to a plan where food stamps goes for "food". Real food. As recently as the time you were in elementary school, food stamps could be used for meat (not meat by products). Potatoes (not chips). Orange juice (not High C). Cheese (not grated or cans of Parmesan). In other words, it was for food to feed your family and get over the hump and not starve. today you get a visa card and the money is just put on the card and you can get what you want to get. Of course, the rationale is that we've got to "destigmatize" being poor? Baloney. California welfare receipients in 2010 (maybe 2011), had over 2.5 million dollars used to make purchases in Hawaii and Las Vegas? what's up with that? I'm not really sure it's legal, but often times, I see people using their Lone Star cards to buy cigarettes.

How about drug testing of welfare? Uh-oh. We gotta be careful we don't "stigmatize" them? Baloney.
How about cutting welfare benefits for more and more children.   Anyone can make a mistake and get accidentally pregnant . . . or get inpregnated by a worthless, lazy bum.    Ok.    Learn your lesson.  And we'll help you with the child's welfare and nutrition.  But the second time, is half as much.  And the third time is 1/3 as much.  And the fourth time is zero.  The fifth you even start having it reduced.

Also, legalize drug use and empty the prisons out and save hundreds of billions. The US declared war on poverty, drugs, energy, and illiteracy. We lost all of them.     I'm NOT a drug user.  I hate that anyone else does too.   Most of them are losers and will die prematurely.    But we cannot win this war.   And the more money we throw at it, the more we fall behind.     But make darn sure they do not EVER have the opportunity to get on the welfare rolls unless they are drug free.   Keep it a crime to sell it, and catch the sellers and prosecute them.  But just emptying out the prisons of the users would save billions.

Get us energy independent in the next four years and then get us the hell out of the middle east and they'll stop terrorizing us and we'll NOT be sending 780 billion over there to build new palaces with, nor have to defend them. That 780 billion (also called .78 trillion) would be pumped into our own economy instead where we have abundant natural gas to fuel every vehicle in America. (Note: I also have a plan for having us energy independent in four years or less that would work but no one in Washington has replied to my suggestions on that either)

Give illegal immigrants a right to sign up and register and then return to their own country and "buy" a visa to come back here and work for two years and be a citizen. 1. We'd get their visa money instead of a coyote for bringing them across. and 2. We'd make taxpayers and SS contributors out of them. We might even offer free visas to people of higher education and degrees.

Back to the tax point.

Today if we were to increase the tax rates on the top 1% by an effective rate of 200%, it would still not solve the problem. Not by half. The top 1% of tax payers paid 79.7 billion in taxes last year. If you double their taxes that would be 1.59 trillion. The budget is 3.82 trillion and the deficit alone is 1.65 trillion. Doubling the top 1% would only reduce the deficit by half.

I think I sent this comparison to you before. Maybe not. Maybe I just put it on my blog.

The current U.S. Tax revenue is $2,170,000,000,000 (that's just over two trillion)

The fed budget (which is really a misnomer because Congress hasn't passed a budget in two years) is $3,820,000,000,000. (almost 4 trillion)

that's new debt of about 1.65 trillion this year.

The national debt is presently $14,271,000,000,000 (over 14 trillion)

As part of the raising the debt ceiling last year, congress and the president agreed to a whopping cut of $38,500,000,000 (that's billions)

So to make it easier to comprehend, let's remove 8 zeros from all the numbers and pretend it's your family's budget?

You make $21,700.00 this year.

You spend $38,200.00 this year.

Which means you put on your credit card about $16,500.00

of course your credit card already had a balance on it of $142,710.00

So the two of your sit down and say "we gotta do something".

And you both haggle about what to cut and what to give up

and finally after a lot of shouting, you reach an agreement.

You decide that you won't buy the girls new halloween costumes this year

and you will save $38.50 for the year.

That's what Boehner and Reid and Obama wrangled out last year to raise the debt ceiling.  Wow! thanks guys.

So if you go back to seeing that the top 25% pay 87% of all the tax, you can see that if you doubled the tax on everyone in the country that made more than 66,193 per year, we would still be in the hole.

To solve the problem though, as painful as it would be for you and the kids and your siblings, I would agree to say then raise the tax on the top 10% of income earners by 50%.   That would be everyone making $112,124 a year. If they paid 20,000 this year, they'd pay 30,000 next year. And that would close the deficit gap some. I'll work it out here:

Follow my math here:

The current tax income of the US Government is about 2.17 trillion.

The top 10% pay 1.53 trillion of that and the bottom 90% pay 610 billion of that. . So raising the top 10% earners by 50% would generate 2.3 trillion and with then, with the other 610 billion you'd have almost 3 trillion in income. Small problem. We're still short .8 trillion. So, cut, PROMISE and legislate that no budget could be unbalanced in the future except to fund the cost of war or national defense.

Now you have to consider that entitlement programs today represent 62% of the federal budget (again, the term budget is tongue-in-cheek since Congress has not passed a budget in two years)

So that means that of the 3.82 trillion the government will spend this year, 2.36 trillion is in various entitlements.

Under my scenario above of raising the tax by 50% on the top 10% of income earners, and leaving the bottom 90% alone, we're still at income of 3 trillion and expenses of 3.82 trillion. That's a deficit of .82 trillion and we're not even addressing paying back the national debt yet. So, we cut 1.32 trillion from entitlements. And use .82 trillion (translated 820 billion)  to balance the budget, and half a trillion to begin paying off the national debt over the next 28 years. That math means we'd slash entitlements across the board by 60%.

This would be VERY painful. To you and me and my other kids and grand kids. And millions of American's.

But I would do it.   

That's my answer. Pain. A lot of pain. But I'm getting old. And it won't hurt me long. You have perhaps 50 more years to look forward to.

Other than the satisfaction of having the time to write you and dialogue, I realize that this entire email is without any likelihood of happening. And this makes me sad. For your family and the girls. It is not a bright financial future that I'm leaving you. Congress will not act. The President won't do anything on entitlements. Today they are 62% of the budget, and in ten years, they'll be over 70% of the budget. I have no idea what the national debt will be then. But it's got to be at least 20+ trillion. And all debts have to be repaid. Someday.  By Someone.

I read a wonderful book back when you were still in your mommy's tummy. It was called A Time for Truth, by William Simon. He was Nixon's Secretary of the Treasury. One line from the book stuck with me all these years. I've never forgotten it. He said "The more you subsidize something the more you get of it. The more you tax something the less you get of it."

Words so true. In this country we subsidize non-work and non-earning. We subsidize having illegitimate pregnancies, and non productivity. We tax savings, and we tax work and earnings. And, in fact, the harder you work the more we'll tax you effectively.

Lastly, when you hear talk about making the "rich" pay their fair share. Be clear about this. They aren't just talking about the Warren Buffets and Bill Gates of the world. They are talking about you and your family and your sisters and their families. Also another significant point in today's discussion is that Hollywood and the entertainment blogs have made out "rich" Americans as being jet-setters who spend all their time in Cabo and fly around on their lear jets. That's a myth. Some do. Most don't.

And lastly, please excuse me for "cut n paste". But in an excellent book that I read years ago, the author's interviewed America's millionaires. What they found was completely opposite to the perception:


7 Attributes Of High Net Worth Individuals


  1. They live well below their means: They may make a large income, but they don’t live like it. They are, as Stanley says, “Frugal, Frugal, Frugal”. They live in an older house, drive an older car and don’t spend a lot of money on life’s luxuries (often because they don’t enjoy them). At an interview they did of millionaires, one deca-millionaire when asked if he would like an expensive glass of wine responded that he drinks only two things, scotch and two kinds of beer – Bud and Free. For those wealthy that were married, they almost always found that the spouses were also frugal. If one spouse is a hyper-consumer, it is extremely difficult to end up with a high net worth.
  2. They allocate their time, money and energy efficiently in ways conducive to building wealth: Wealth accumulators spend more of their time in doing things that are conducive to creating wealth – budgeting, planning and setting goals for their future. They work hard towards their goals, and are more likely to be spending time planning their goals. Those who are high income earners but that do not have a high net worth do not spend as much time in these activities. In fact they found that PAWs (prodigious accumulators of wealth) spent almost twice as much time every month in planning their investments as did UAWs (underachieving accumulators of wealth).
  3. They believe that financial independence is more important than displaying high social status: They don’t care about living in the right neighborhood, having a big house, driving the newest cars or shopping at the trendiest stores. These high net worth individuals care more about providing for their own financial independence and work towards that goal.
  4. Their parents did not provide economic outpatient care: The parents of these high net worth individuals did not subsidize their lifestyle, or give them a bunch of money. They made their own way, working hard and succeeding on their own terms. Children who receive economic outpatient care (EOC) often are stripped of their motivation to work hard and achieve, and as a result often do not become PAWs.
  5. Their adult children are economically self sufficient: The children of high net worth individuals have been taught how to live a frugal lifestyle, how to accumulate wealth, and often have been taught how to succeed on their own without help from their parents. Because they don’t receive EOC, and in general are self-sufficient, it allows their parents to accumulate more and be better off later on.
  6. They are proficient in targeting market opportunities: The high net worth are good at seeing opportunities and taking advantage of them. They aren’t immune to the fear of failing that all of us have at times, but they overcome their fear and act upon good opportunities when they see them.
  7. They chose the right occupation: Those who have a high net worth almost always are doing something that they enjoy – and they work hard at their chosen career. Just because you’re not an entrepreneur or a business owner doesn’t mean you can’t be wealthy. You just have to choose a career that will provide a reasonably decent income, and live in a way that is conducive to building wealth. Find a career that you enjoy, work hard at it, and live frugally – and you can build a large net worth.



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I intend soon to talk to you and your siblings and spouses about how to invest in the future in things the government cannot take away from you. But be aware and alert and prepared. Trim your sails for a head wind. I promise you with all assurity, that it makes no difference which party is in power or the white house
or in the Congress, they/we have created a monster vampire that can only go on living and thriving by sucking the life blood out of the earners of the governed.   Can you imagine how you will feel to be 40 years old and perhaps being middle class and being in a 50% tax bracket.   Get ready.  You will see such tyranny.

In closing, though I"m sure not a Warren Buffet, I am an independent businessman trying to run and grow and prosper a business.     If Washington would let me keep more of my money, I'd buy some furniture with it. And a new washing machine. And some new tv's. I'd give my co-workers a raise. And I might buy some new linens. And I'd save some for a rainy day. But instead, I spend hours of each month planning and calculating how to get my money out of their reach. And I'm not alone.   I am not going to go on this way sweetie.    It's robbery and tyranny and property confiscation.   

I love you so much. I wish so much good for you.  I wish the world would be a better place for you and your family to grow up in and raise my grand kids.   Things do not look promising though for the future.   As I said, 'trim your sails" and make plans for how to best adapt.    A storm is coming.

Poppy


ps. there is a concept in reading the information about America's millionaires that I hope you grasp. There is a BIG/MAJOR/SIGNIFICANT difference in the rich who are high "net worth" rich, and the rich who are high spenders. The first tend to build their communities and invest. The latter squander and waste. I dated a couple of times, in Waco a lady whose ex-husband was a surgeon. He made 800,000+ a year. He owned two trucks. Four cars. Two airplanes and a mega house in Chimney Hill overlooking the lake. They took fabulous European vacations and only shopped in Dallas at Neimans or equivalent. And when they were divorced, she got $120,000.00 in cash and $2,000 a month for two years. He got ALL the debt, because they "owned" nothing. Every single thing they had was bought on credit. He was a big earner and a big spender. I love the idea of taxing the spending of the rich. I love luxury taxes.    Those are not the people described in the book The Millionaire Next Door.